We all know 2020 has not gone how any of us planned. It has definitely been quite a year with a variety of challenges we have all faced. To help put a smile on your face and perhaps get you to laugh a little, we figured we would make this blog a funny one. We have some “dad jokes” that we thought you might enjoy. Yes, they can be a little corny, but I think we all need a little laugh, especially this year. Enjoy!
What should you do if you’re addicted to seaweed? Sea kelp.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a dead fly? A flew.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What happens when a frog’s car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn’t work, he has to get it toad.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
What did Tennessee? He saw what Arkansas.
What did Mississippi? She sipped a Minnesota!
Why did California? He called to say Hawaii.
What did Delaware? She wore her New Jersey.
Where has Oregon? Idaho, Alaska.
When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!