Take a Moment for a Quick Laugh

We all know 2020 has not gone how any of us planned. It has definitely been quite a year with a variety of challenges we have all faced. To help put a smile on your face and perhaps get you to laugh a little, we figured we would make this blog a funny one. We have some “dad jokes” that we thought you might enjoy. Yes, they can be a little corny, but I think we all need a little laugh, especially this year. Enjoy!

What should you do if you’re addicted to seaweed? Sea kelp.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

What do you call a dead fly? A flew.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What happens when a frog’s car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn’t work, he has to get it toad.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!

What did Tennessee? He saw what Arkansas.

What did Mississippi? She sipped a Minnesota!

Why did California? He called to say Hawaii.

What did Delaware? She wore her New Jersey.

Where has Oregon? Idaho, Alaska.

When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.

Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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